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632. PERIOD PAINS? TRY GETTING A BONER IN JEANS

Mon, 22 Feb 2010 18:18:13 +1100

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thentheskydrops: kevinfuckingmonster:

Sun, 21 Feb 2010 23:09:04 +1100

thentheskydrops:

kevinfuckingmonster:

"Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose..."

Fri, 12 Feb 2010 01:29:00 +1100

“Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suit on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life… But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin’ else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you’ve got heroin?”

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Wed, 10 Feb 2010 18:52:28 +1100

fmylife: Today, I noticed that my neighbor’s house has a clear view of my daughter’s bathroom....

Wed, 10 Feb 2010 09:57:01 +1100

fmylife:

Today, I noticed that my neighbor’s house has a clear view of my daughter’s bathroom. There is a telescope in his window. FML

lotsofdogs: Hey look, I’m dressed up as you!“WHERE IS THE PBR!?...

Wed, 10 Feb 2010 09:53:30 +1100

lotsofdogs:

Hey look, I’m dressed up as you!

“WHERE IS THE PBR!? LET’S IRONICALLY TALK ABOUT BAD MUSIC!”

LOL

Ah, 4chan, you never cease to amuse me.

Wed, 10 Feb 2010 01:38:52 +1100

Ah, 4chan, you never cease to amuse me.

What a joke, especially in this day and age.

Tue, 09 Feb 2010 22:48:28 +1100

What a joke, especially in this day and age.

greatest cufflinks ever. do want.

Tue, 09 Feb 2010 20:22:00 +1100

greatest cufflinks ever. do want.

Lollipops turn into cigarettes. The innocent ones turn into sluts. Homework goes in the trash. Mobile phones are being used in class. Detention becomes suspension. Soda becomes vodka. Bikes become cars. Kisses turn into sex. Remember when getting high meant swinging on the playground? When protection meant wearing a helmet? When the worst things you could get from boys were cooties? Dad’s shoulders were the highest place on earth and mum was your hero? Your worst enemies were your siblings. Race issues were about who ran the fastest. War was only a card game. And the only drug you knew was cough medicine. When wearing a skirt didn’t make you a slut. The most pain you felt was when you skinned your knees, and goodbyes only meant until tomorrow? And we couldn’t wait to grow up.

Mon, 08 Feb 2010 14:45:20 +1100

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This in wallpaper size would be enough to give me an erection....

Thu, 21 Jan 2010 15:18:30 +1100

This in wallpaper size would be enough to give me an erection. No, seriously.

Turned up at the cinema at 4:05pm for 4pm movie, turns out its at 4:45pm. The Internet lied to me....

Wed, 23 Dec 2009 16:22:11 +1100

Turned up at the cinema at 4:05pm for 4pm movie, turns out its at 4:45pm. The Internet lied to me. I swear this is the first time this has happened.

thedailywhat: Photo of the Day: A gaze of raccoons queue up for...

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 15:04:54 +1100

thedailywhat:

Photo of the Day: A gaze of raccoons queue up for the #18 bus outside the California Palace of the Legion of Honor in San Francisco.

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Mumford & Sons - Little Lion Man

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 14:35:56 +1100

Mumford & Sons - Little Lion Man

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Wed, 25 Nov 2009 20:10:40 +1100

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USB Pet Rock

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 17:46:47 +1100

USB Pet Rock

Family Guy makes fun of Apple's Mac OS Spinning Beach Ball

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 13:23:15 +1100

Family Guy makes fun of Apple's Mac OS Spinning Beach Ball

jarredbishop: electricgecko: This is pretty much my dream...

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 13:13:03 +1100

jarredbishop:

electricgecko:

This is pretty much my dream bedroom. It just lacks one stark visual object. Via Plastolux.

Ditto, but add a reading lamp and a record player that doubles as a bedside cabinet/book shelf.

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Wed, 25 Nov 2009 13:12:54 +1100

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406. IF YOU FAKE POKE ME ON FACEBOOK ONE MORE TIME I'M GOING TO REAL HIT YOU IN THE FACE WITH A BOOK.

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 20:41:19 +1100

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