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<rss version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>jarred trainor meets tumblr.</description><title>jumblr.</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @aeriff)</generator><link>http://blog.jarred.com.au/</link><item><title>Jónsi — Tornado
At first I thought this sounded like juvenile...</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://blog.jarred.com.au/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/447385392/tumblr_kz9nj42t6h1qzaj42&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Jónsi &lt;span&gt;—&lt;span&gt;&lt;strong&gt; Tornado&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;At first I thought this sounded like juvenile Sigur Rós, but the more I listened, I fell in love.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This album gives me the &lt;em&gt;chills.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://blog.jarred.com.au/post/447385392</link><guid>http://blog.jarred.com.au/post/447385392</guid><pubDate>Sun, 14 Mar 2010 20:54:00 +1100</pubDate></item><item><title>lightboner:

Antony Crook
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz02rqeyUt1qzzoczo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://lightboner.tumblr.com/post/436277462/antony-crook" target="_blank"&gt;lightboner&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.antonycrook.com/three.html" target="_blank"&gt;Antony Crook&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://blog.jarred.com.au/post/444357676</link><guid>http://blog.jarred.com.au/post/444357676</guid><pubDate>Sat, 13 Mar 2010 12:40:50 +1100</pubDate></item><item><title>xn—l6h:

Washed Out— Hold Out 
</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://blog.jarred.com.au/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/444350423/tumblr_kz6wucirIQ1qaskiv&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://xn--l6h.tumblr.com/post/444016437/washed-out-hold-out" target="_blank"&gt;xn—l6h&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Washed Out&lt;br/&gt;— Hold Out &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://blog.jarred.com.au/post/444350423</link><guid>http://blog.jarred.com.au/post/444350423</guid><pubDate>Sat, 13 Mar 2010 12:36:54 +1100</pubDate></item><item><title>fuckyeahtattoos:

My friend Sarah Funaro got this about a month...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz5cuwa3Q31qzabkfo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://fuckyeahtattoos.tumblr.com/post/442502102/my-friend-sarah-funaro-got-this-about-a-month-ago" target="_blank"&gt;fuckyeahtattoos&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;My friend Sarah Funaro got this about a month ago. I think it’s precious.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://blog.jarred.com.au/post/444348706</link><guid>http://blog.jarred.com.au/post/444348706</guid><pubDate>Sat, 13 Mar 2010 12:35:59 +1100</pubDate></item><item><title>632. PERIOD PAINS? TRY GETTING A BONER IN JEANS</title><description>&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://gotwisdom.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;gotwisdom&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://blog.jarred.com.au/post/404481002</link><guid>http://blog.jarred.com.au/post/404481002</guid><pubDate>Mon, 22 Feb 2010 18:18:13 +1100</pubDate></item><item><title>thentheskydrops:

kevinfuckingmonster:
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ky6ddxbcFj1qavbvmo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://thentheskydrops.tumblr.com/post/401923264" target="_blank"&gt;thentheskydrops&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://kevinfuckingmonster.tumblr.com/post/401918405/i-still-wonder-hmm" target="_blank"&gt;kevinfuckingmonster&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://blog.jarred.com.au/post/402525735</link><guid>http://blog.jarred.com.au/post/402525735</guid><pubDate>Sun, 21 Feb 2010 23:09:04 +1100</pubDate><category>more</category></item><item><title>"Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose..."</title><description>“Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suit on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life… But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin’ else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you’ve got heroin?”</description><link>http://blog.jarred.com.au/post/383780235</link><guid>http://blog.jarred.com.au/post/383780235</guid><pubDate>Fri, 12 Feb 2010 01:29:00 +1100</pubDate><category>more</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxm8jgETrc1qzaj42o1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://blog.jarred.com.au/post/381470100</link><guid>http://blog.jarred.com.au/post/381470100</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Feb 2010 18:52:28 +1100</pubDate></item><item><title>fmylife:

Today, I noticed that my neighbor’s house has a clear view of my daughter’s bathroom....</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://fmylife.tumblr.com/post/379787257/today-i-noticed-that-my-neighbors-house-has-a" target="_blank"&gt;fmylife&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Today, I noticed that my neighbor’s house has a clear view of my daughter’s bathroom. There is a telescope in his window. FML&lt;img width="1" height="1" src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/fmylife/~4/Yn8FNWBGrNg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://blog.jarred.com.au/post/380660563</link><guid>http://blog.jarred.com.au/post/380660563</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Feb 2010 09:57:01 +1100</pubDate></item><item><title>lotsofdogs:

Hey look, I’m dressed up as you!“WHERE IS THE PBR!?...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxjegiAcXH1qzep78o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://lotsofdogs.tumblr.com/post/378459437/hey-look-im-dressed-up-as-you-where-is-the" target="_blank"&gt;lotsofdogs&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Hey look, I’m dressed up as you!&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;“WHERE IS THE PBR!? LET’S IRONICALLY TALK ABOUT BAD MUSIC!”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;LOL&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://blog.jarred.com.au/post/380655233</link><guid>http://blog.jarred.com.au/post/380655233</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Feb 2010 09:53:30 +1100</pubDate></item><item><title>Ah, 4chan, you never cease to amuse me. </title><description>&lt;img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxkwosJQ8N1qzaj42o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Ah, 4chan, you never cease to amuse me. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://blog.jarred.com.au/post/380025794</link><guid>http://blog.jarred.com.au/post/380025794</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Feb 2010 01:38:52 +1100</pubDate><category>slim</category></item><item><title>What a joke, especially in this day and age.</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2010/feb/09/conversion-therapy-homosexuality"&gt;What a joke, especially in this day and age.&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://blog.jarred.com.au/post/379841134</link><guid>http://blog.jarred.com.au/post/379841134</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Feb 2010 22:48:28 +1100</pubDate></item><item><title>greatest cufflinks ever. do want.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxki0o8UcQ1qzaj42o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;greatest cufflinks ever. do want.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://blog.jarred.com.au/post/379707261</link><guid>http://blog.jarred.com.au/post/379707261</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Feb 2010 20:22:00 +1100</pubDate></item><item><title>Lollipops turn into cigarettes. The innocent ones turn into sluts. Homework goes in the trash. Mobile phones are being used in class. Detention becomes suspension. Soda becomes vodka. Bikes become cars. Kisses turn into sex. Remember when getting high meant swinging on the playground? When protection meant wearing a helmet? When the worst things you could get from boys were cooties? Dad’s shoulders were the highest place on earth and mum was your hero? Your worst enemies were your siblings. Race issues were about who ran the fastest. War was only a card game. And the only drug you knew was cough medicine. When wearing a skirt didn’t make you a slut. The most pain you felt was when you skinned your knees, and goodbyes only meant until tomorrow? And we couldn’t wait to grow up.</title><description>&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://thentheskydrops.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;thentheskydrops&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://blog.jarred.com.au/post/377363220</link><guid>http://blog.jarred.com.au/post/377363220</guid><pubDate>Mon, 08 Feb 2010 14:45:20 +1100</pubDate><category>more</category></item><item><title>This in wallpaper size would be enough to give me an erection....</title><description>&lt;img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwkxaukQD31qzaj42o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This in wallpaper size would be enough to give me an erection. No, seriously.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://blog.jarred.com.au/post/345394800</link><guid>http://blog.jarred.com.au/post/345394800</guid><pubDate>Thu, 21 Jan 2010 15:18:30 +1100</pubDate></item><item><title>Turned up at the cinema at 4:05pm for  4pm movie, turns out its at 4:45pm. The Internet lied to me....</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Turned up at the cinema at 4:05pm for  4pm movie, turns out its at 4:45pm. The Internet lied to me. I swear this is the first time this has happened.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://blog.jarred.com.au/post/296272095</link><guid>http://blog.jarred.com.au/post/296272095</guid><pubDate>Wed, 23 Dec 2009 16:22:11 +1100</pubDate></item><item><title>thedailywhat:

Photo of the Day: A gaze of raccoons queue up for...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksi1zffrmt1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://thedw.us/post/231193926/photo-of-the-day-a-gaze-of-raccoons-queue-up-for" target="_blank"&gt;thedailywhat&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Photo of the Day: &lt;/b&gt;A gaze of raccoons &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/swthomson/3759243339/" target="_blank"&gt;queue up for the #18 bus&lt;/a&gt; outside the California Palace of the Legion of Honor in San Francisco.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;[&lt;a href="http://laughingsquid.com/raccoons-line-up-to-ride-san-francisco-muni-bus/" target="_blank"&gt;via&lt;/a&gt;.]&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://blog.jarred.com.au/post/278454037</link><guid>http://blog.jarred.com.au/post/278454037</guid><pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2009 15:04:54 +1100</pubDate></item><item><title>Mumford &amp; Sons - Little Lion Man</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://blog.jarred.com.au/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/257745376/tumblr_ktp5zwI9Jf1qzaj42&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Mumford &amp; Sons - Little Lion Man&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://blog.jarred.com.au/post/257745376</link><guid>http://blog.jarred.com.au/post/257745376</guid><pubDate>Thu, 26 Nov 2009 14:35:56 +1100</pubDate></item><item><title>via 13.media.tumblr.com</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktnqtsL5hw1qzaj42o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;via &lt;a href="http://13.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kphgeleMmk1qzfxk8o1_500.jpg" target="_blank"&gt;13.media.tumblr.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://blog.jarred.com.au/post/256749026</link><guid>http://blog.jarred.com.au/post/256749026</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 20:10:40 +1100</pubDate><category>slim</category></item><item><title>USB Pet Rock</title><description>&lt;a href="http://uneasysilence.com/archive/2009/11/14630/"&gt;USB Pet Rock&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://blog.jarred.com.au/post/256639413</link><guid>http://blog.jarred.com.au/post/256639413</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 17:46:47 +1100</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
